Ok, so here are a few key ways to know for a fact that your blog suuuuuucks.
a) No pictures or videos (check)
b)You have one commenter (thanks mom!)
c) Said commenter doesn't even have your url and or blog saved as a favorite (thanks again mom!)
Today a conversation with my biggest fan and sole commenter occurred via text and went a little something like this:
Me: Ps...new blog post
Mom: What's the URL (Ed. Note: She has read all (3) of the posts, so yeah, she's seen it, maybe she's just forgetting on purpose)
Me: Jesus mom, u think u would have it saved
Mom: I know that u think that all i do all day is ruminate about u and your doings but i don't
Me:Hahaha, but I would think when ur only son makes something u seem to enjoy u would atleast do like 2 key strokes and save it
Mom:Hey, I've saved every piece of crap you've ever made. What's the URL? I'll save it this time (Ed. Note: I think she basically inferred that I make a lot of crap, and she's saved it, and this blog is so bad she won't save it, ipso facto, its worse than crap)
Me: Hahahahahha....drivingwithelephants.blogspot.com
Ps...this is so getting blogged about
Mom: Good. Be sure to mention my company name (Ed Note:*cough*Hurley Write Inc*cough*)
e) tons of support from your fans, by like remembering your blog name and all that
d) the only follower of your blog is yourself
e) less than 20 views (most by myself I'm sure)
f) sympathy comments due to a post about how your blog doesn't get any views
I'm boxing out a nice little corner of the unknown internet for myself